Dear Technical Support
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have
no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact
that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your
Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?
re: Dear Technical Support - 17 Jul 2005 20:12
I also have Wife 1.0 but you should be aware that FreeSexPlus is limited to
a 30-day trial and after that you have to buy RedLight 2.0 which is very
expensive. Also it's almost impossible to get hold of RL2 as Wife 1.0 hogs
all the bandwidth. Cleanhouse 2004 is shareware and the only way to keep it
going is to do your share or you get inundated with nag-screens.
re: Dear Technical Support - 17 Jul 2005 20:55
Heh heh! Brilliant! What you need to do, obviously, is obtain a couple of
key software packages, that can help alleviate your problem. The first is
DogWalk 3.2, which can be used to re-activate LadsNight Out, Although you
need to be running MobilePhoneBatteryFailure 1.4, in order for this to work
properly.
The second is GardenShedTools 5, which will enable the continued use of
Playboy 6.9 and even Razzle 8, although trying to use ReadersWivesSpecial
4.3 could lead to your hardware being infected by the AmINotEnoughForYou
worm.
Last, but not least, is BeautySallonVoucher 7, which, if run regularly, can
clear up a whole host of other issues, such as TurboStop and Whinge, and
can lead to enhanced FreeSexPlus and FavouriteDinner 2.3. With regular
updates, you may even find that Football 4.5 works, although overuse is not
recommended. BeautySallonVoucher 7 is expensive, however, but well worth
the investment. Especially as most people tell me that
SayingILoveYouRegularly 10.6 is now so unreliable as to be downright
dangerous.
Hope all this helps, and that your hardware and software can remain
trouble-free; although as we all know, when Wife 1.0 is involved, nothing
is guaranteed.
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